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Oscar's Square Dance

(Oscar improvised calling a square dance, to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw")

Lead with your left, then lead with your right
Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
Then grab your foot, hop up and down
Shooby-doo, sit on the ground
Bend way over, touch your toe
Shuffle off to Buffalo
Grab your partner, drop your socks
A dozen bagels, a pound of lox
Shave and a haircut, two bits!

098 "Strike Up the Band...or Else"